Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
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