Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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