Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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