i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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