we made out on top of his cat.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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