Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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