You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Operation Purity has been aborted
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize