is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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