filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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