do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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