Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize