You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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