id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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