did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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