found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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