It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
