He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
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Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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