Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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