In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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