Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
it was like eating out sand paper
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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