your thong is hanging out like whoa
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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