After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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