we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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