Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
we made out on top of his cat.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Enjoy the penises
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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