What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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