so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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