Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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