Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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