Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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