Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
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This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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