They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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