My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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