We tried having a conversation with our noses.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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