Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
My vagina is officially offended.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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