my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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