I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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