What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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