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(917): View more from New York City

as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.

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(407): View more from Florida

my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much

(1-407): View more from Florida

It'll hurt less than being alone

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(757): View more from Virginia

You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"

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(217): View more from Illinois

i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here

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(408): View more from California

I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me

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(520): View more from Arizona

Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.

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(585): View more from New York

seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?

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(901): View more from Tennessee

My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real

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