That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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