Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
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Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
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The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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