Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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