Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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