every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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