i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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