I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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