My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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