Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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