I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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