love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Randomize
