you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Randomize
