11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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