Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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