it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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