Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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