when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
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I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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