There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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